I'm not knocked up, let me have it.

I am sitting here, in front of an empty screen, thinking how the hell I should start this blog. It's definitely not my first blog. I just wanted to start over. I think I may use this particular one to somewhat compel me into productivity, outside of college and university; and of course Twitter and Facebook, to which I am addicted to. 

I'm pretty observant. I like to 'people-watch'. I'm now thinking whether this was a wise thing to mention. Already within the second paragraph, I seem weird; but don't you find that fascinating? Less 'fly on the wall', more curious -which apparently killed the cat. I should be careful. Maybe my aforementioned observational skills (somewhat) can make for a possibly amusing blog.

I want to make the rest of this year as worthwhile as possible. 

I think it'd be a mix between anecdotes, and 'interesting'* things I may do/have done. 

Please help me. I had an idea for a "challenge me" kind of thing. Does that sound a little tacky, I don't know. So for instance, you would leave me with rather exciting, funny (ha) etc etc things to do. I would appreciate it. I'd commentate on said challenges on this blog. C'mon, it'd be fun. I live near London. Hey? I bet that tempts you, a little.

Incentives...incentives... Okay here, how about photographs to accompany the documentation of what I've done. I'll come up with things of my own, yes? --Hard work is hard.

I've already taken it upon my self to learn French, or rather pick it from where I left off. I guess this could be the initial task. I'll communicate my progress, if any. Give me things to draw. I'll do it, albeit not to a high standard. "Getting fit" is rather a cliché challenge, but whatever. I'm up for pretty much anything (within reason....oh what the hell. A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G).

I'll whore this blog out as much as I can, just to accumulate at least a few readers. If not, this would be so awkward; but it's alright. My entire life is pretty awkward. 

*interesting in quote marks, because the word interesting may be interpreted in various ways.

Oh also, I do understand, that longer "introductory"posts don't go down so well; and well, reading this back, if this were anyone else's blog, I would have abandoned ship at the second paragraph. Wow, I'm really not helping. I promise, to those who wish to continue reading (I beg of you...I kid, go out and play) my next posts will be significantly shorter, and will definitely have a more feeling, and depth. I.e I'll talk about me, and my very riveting (?!?!) life.

Thank you, come again.

This is me, looking rather confused. I was going for the "I'm cute, cause I make cute faces" look. I think it worked.